Hilarious Stuff Said by the Boy

Elliott is such an unintentional comedian. I know that in 10 or 12 years, I'll have a too-cool teenager and it'll be hard to imagine that he ever said such things.

--Like when he walked outside and asked, "What's all this fresh air doing out here?"

--Or when Pawpaw had his battery (i.e. pacemaker) replaced and Elliott asked, "Then why is he still walking so slow?"

--Or when he solemnly informed us that he used to be afraid of "monsters and aliens and ghosts. And ugly dogs."

--Or when I called home from work to talk to him and he told me in his most serious voice that "Mister is completely ruining Daddy's life." 

--Or when he saw a picture of a skeleton in a waiting room book and pointed out the leg bones, arm bones, rib bones, etc. And then he pointed to the coccyx (that weird little tailbone) and exclaimed, "And that must be the weiner bone!" (Yep, he went there. In public.)